all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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