so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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