i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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