I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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