you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
false alarm, still single
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
