Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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