I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The feeling are messing with the penis
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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