Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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