My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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