so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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