Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
