In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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