When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
