ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
