is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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