Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Acid is not a monday night drug
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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