Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
