I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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