I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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