I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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