at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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