Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
