hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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