If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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