i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
me + whiskey = a bad person
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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