I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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