It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
