why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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