wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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