I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I supernannyed him into submission
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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