Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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