She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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