Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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