whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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