I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
It's Friday. Sex?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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