butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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