$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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