Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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