Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this will be a night to untag.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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