How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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