I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
another moral hangover. fuck.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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