In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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