i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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