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Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

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Nah, we all need something.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(773): View more from Illinois

oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

(856): View more from New Jersey

dear god, who put you in a cab?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?

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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.

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(562): View more from California

And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.

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