Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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