hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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