It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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