Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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