going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
