careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When are your genitals available?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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