Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He better not be in your backpack
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
