Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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